Lisa's List of Seven

Aight, Max, in appreciation of your shout-out, here is my quick and efficient response to the "List of 7."

7 things I plan to do before I die
1) Make out with a celebrity
2) Teach my children how to cuss in German
3) Get rich, bitches, and how
4) Learn Spanish
5) Get the Brite Smile thing for my teeth
6) Learn a martial art
7) Kill a man with my bare hands...or a gun, if I'm busy that day

7 things I can do
1) Spell
2) Use chopsticks
3) Drive stick
4) Juggle
5) French braid
6) A backbend
7) Make a carrot cake completely from scratch

7 things I cannot do
1) Drive a motorcycle
2) Wear pointy shoes for too long unless I'm somewhat drunk
3) Flash animation
4) The splits
5) Ballroom dance
6) Tie those sailboat-type knots
7) Shorthand

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1) Pheremones, most likely
2) Checking account
3) Savings account
4) Look, I'm not saying I'm a gold diggah...
5) Seriously? Fine. A sense of humor.
6) Super hot body
7) Super amazing face

7 things I say most often
1) That was insane!
2) Are you for real with this?
3) What's up, bitches?
4) Hola!
5) It was insane.
6) He's insane.
7) She's seriously insane.

7 favorite celebrities
1) Gwen Stefani
2) Sarah Silverman
3) Oprah
4) Kathy Griffin
5) Ricky Gervais
6) Kate Winslet
7) Mariah Carey